Push me, I dare you...

bvsdpvpi:

i need a girl thats gonna motivate me. like, tell me i can eat you out if i finish my hw or sumn.

(Source: bvsedjesus, via selfish-cunts)

fantasyisallfiction:

The live action of Free! looks awesome

fantasyisallfiction:

The live action of Free! looks awesome

(via slim-shadie)

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via stormafter)

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

(Source: epic-humor, via everydaygay)

songofages:

drinkandthedevil:

OH MY GOD 

Reblog this everytime because of the cat’s expression omg.

songofages:

drinkandthedevil:

OH MY GOD 

Reblog this everytime because of the cat’s expression omg.

(Source: rileyjanelle, via kuz-i-said-so)